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Gone were the bologna sandwiches, the not made for the runway outfits and the cold cell. Paris Hilton was napping her way through her first day of "reassigment" at home while the food began to pour in.

The goodies that began to arrive included... three dozen of Mrs Beasley's cupcakes in her favorite flavors, it seems that they decided it would be nice for their customer Hilton since she has had so many problems the last couple of days. This was followed by a large Edible Arrangment, six cases of Party Animal organic gourmet dogfood and nine grocery bags of food that included, cereal, breakfast bars, frozen pizza and ice cream. It almost seems as though Hilton was going to do some serious work on removing the taste of bologna from her system.

Today, that all came to a screaming stop. Literally, screaming, crying and whining from various parties. The hearing today was delayed by a misunderstanding which was rumored to be that once again Hilton was above the law. Judge Sauer angrily denounced a media outlet for spreading the rumor although a court spokesman gave the same information to news media. It seems that Hilton believed that she was going to be able to participate from home by telephone. I am pretty sure that when the sheriff's deputies got to her house, handcuffed and placed her in the backseat crying, Hilton saw the error of her thought.

Superior Court Judge Michael T Sauer was apparently unmoved by Hilton's three lawyers pleas to not send her back to jail and was definately affronted by Sheriff Lee Baca's decision to set aside his instructions and reassign Hilton. Baca later defended his decision by citing jail overcrowding even though Hilton had a cell in a special unit and was roomate free. He once again stated that she was suffering from "severe medical problems." No one has explained what those problems are but it would seem that maybe it is an "overwhelmingly extreme case of crybabyitis"

Baca also said that Hilton had received a more severe sentence than the usual penelty for such a crime and that he would not try to overule Sauer's decision again. I fail to see how the sentence is too severe, Hilton was found guilty of DUI, twice driving with a suspended license and failing to register for an alcohol education program. It almost seems as though 45 days is not severe enough for such flaunting of the system.

"It's not right!" shouted the crying Hilton

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Judge Sauer announced his decision that Hilton was to be remanded to county jail for the remainder of her 45 day sentence.

It sounds as though Hilton hadn't really learned much of anything for the few days she spent incarcerated. Maybe this next round at the "grey-bar spa" will make more of an impression on her.