Thursday, January 24, 2008

Stick to fuzzy dice

State Del Lionel Spruill introduced a bill on Tuesday that may cost drivers $250 and he admits, it may also make him a laughingstock. He feels though that it is a bill that must be introduced.

Spruill, 61, stated that he will not let the fact that his "droopy drawers" debate embaressed him and he will move forward with a show and tell if he has to. His bill would charge drivers who display replicas of human genitalia on their cars, liable for a fine up to $250 for the misdemeanor charge.

He was spurred to enter the bill after a constituates daughter spotted a pair of $24.95 trailer testicles on a truck's trailer hitch and they didn't know how to explain it to her. Spruill stated that he feels adornments like that distract other drivers and create a driving hazard.

I have seen some crazy things adorning cars but I haven't noticed that they affected my driving adversly......... unless you call a chuckle, adverse.

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